By B.A. Drollinger
aka Professor Petty · The Very Petty Publishing Company
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"I used to lose every argument. Now I'm unbearable to be around. Best $30 I ever spent."
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Professor Petty judges your reasoning.
The book's strategies were deemed "too effective" by various governments. Several countries cited concerns about its impact on interpersonal relationships. We consider this an endorsement.
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