Introduction
Welcome to The Very Petty Publishing Company ("we," "our," or "us"). This Privacy Policy explains how we collect, use, disclose, and safeguard your information when you visit our website verypettypublishing.com (the "Site") and when you purchase our products.
Please read this privacy policy carefully. If you do not agree with the terms of this privacy policy, we suggest you reconsider your life choices, or simply do not access the site.
Information We Collect
Personal Data
Information you voluntarily provide:
- Name & Contact Details
- Payment Information (Securely tokenized)
- Order History
- Communication Preferences
Automatic Data
Information collected via osmosis (and code):
- IP Address & Browser Type
- Device Information
- Referring URLs
- Cookies & Tracking Pixels
Third-Party Analytics
Our surveillance partners:
- Google Analytics: Behavior tracking
- Facebook Pixel: Ad retargeting
How We Use Your Information
Ensuring you actually get what you paid for.
Listening to your complaints with feigned interest.
Sending you emails you probably won't read.
Making our site less annoying to use.
Because prison doesn't suit us.
Keeping the riff-raff out.
Your Rights
Contact Us
Questions? Concerns? Existential dread?